Rhodian took a girl on their first date to "The Passion of the Christ." (Which is kind of like taking someone to a funeral on the first date.) Eventually, he started re-thinking his gameplan. "Jesus totally got his that night, but I looked over at her crying and thought maybe it wasn't the greatest idea. Lucifer was cool as shit though." Heide also discusses her residual guilt from leaving the Lutheran Church, while Rhodian and Alix made sympathy noises to cover up the fact that they were really picturing Heide in a Catholic School girl uniform.
The crew also recounts their Friday night field trip to Palisades Park, to see Superman Returns in 3D IMAX. Where they made a new friend named Isaac B, more commonly known as "Random Theatre Usher #3." Incidentally, Rhodian is going to train Alix's kid to be an assassin. (A lucrative career, as long as one has a steady hand and is good with faces.)
Right about now, a few people may be wondering if there was any serious discussion. Um, NO. What are you doing here if you're looking for serious discussion. That's like looking for a blowjob at a convent. There was however, a phone interview with the lovely and talented comedian Maria Shehata during which she surprisingly didn't hang up and go running for the hills.
And an evening at the Chaos Wastes studios is never an evening without an Alix story. Alix stories are... unlike most others. This time he recounts his adventures with "Chinese Louis" and did you know that emergency rooms are required to report all bullet wounds? Alix does, courtesy of Chinese Louis. Which is why you should never, ever, ever ever ever touch an Asian man's General Tso's Chicken. Bullets will fly.