We were back in black, but down one man, as Rhodian seemed to have blown us off this week. We can only surmise that he must be dead, since he didn’t call or anything. Perhaps he will return as a zombie next week. Only time will tell. It could actually be part of a bigger issue, since the station owner, Marc (aka Mango), has been MIA for a few weeks now. The conspiracy theories are brewing, folks. In spite of this, we forged ahead into some general ethnic bashing. Cris decried the stupidity of all things Italian-American, and Heide talked about the anti-Nazi sentiments hurled at her family by a passing Jew at the German-American parade in NYC.

We took a call from Patrick of CringeHumor.net who gave us his personal take on the comedy scene, who’s legit, and who’s just awful. We also tried to give him some advice on how to get his bi-sexual girlfriend to agree to a threesome, and Alix got him to admit that he would be gay for Colin Quinn. We ask such probing questions.

We debated over the authenticity of Baby Suri, and discussed the issue of female child-abandonment in China. Alix was exposed for wearing ladies’ underwear, and by the end of the show, Heide finally just got so hot and bothered that she had to strip down to her bra and panties.