Heide and Alix were happy to have Rhodian back in studio, but Alix was even happier because Rhodian showed up with a big ol’ jug of his favorite beverage, Carlo Rossi Chablis. Maybe the kids should hit up the wine makers for a sponsorship? This show hearkens back to the earlier days when the show was truly chaotic, jumping from one ridiculous topic to the next without resolution or even much sense. That’ll happen when the hosts are out of their gourds on cheap white wine.

In this week’s show you might pick out these bits from the madness: Heide and Alix discussed Flavor Flav’s “Flavor of Love” and how Heide wishes she had a bubble butt; Rhodian and Heide do a little role-playing of hot librarian helping a shy, young, male patron to see if she’s making a wise career choice; “Fantastic Four” and director Tim Story got picked apart and torn to shreds.

Heide causes a stir with the claim that she spotted an Asian midget on her college campus and Rhodian challenges her to produce a picture. They pinky bet on it, so be sure to listen next week to see if Heide comes through with the proof! For now, pour yourself a solo cup of jug wine and settle in for the original chaos threesome.