Alix was with us only in spirit (except for a couple of call-ins from his new job), so Heide and Rhodian had their work cut out for them. They made do with some help from Cris who told the tale of Pete the Hook, the famous zeppoli maker from Queens. Cris was also intent upon outing Heide as the Jew-hating Nazi he believes she is.

Rhodian and Heide renegotiated the terms of their pinky bet over Heide producing video proof of her Asian midget sighting. Heide gets a one-week extension, but after that her time is up. If she doesn’t have that video by next Saturday, she’ll have to make good and give in to whatever evil punishment Rhodian decides upon as his winnings. That alone is worth listening to next week’s show for.

We interviewed Heide’s high school buddy, actor Andrew Cassese (a.k.a. Wormser from Revenge of the Nerds). Andrew talked about his latest gig as the face of Bertolli frozen dinners (“so good, chefs don’t want you to know about them”), his thoughts on the remake of Revenge of the Nerds, and fond memories of Heide and the old days in their Albuquerque drug den.

Heide announced 2 of her top 5 “girls-she’d-like-to-bang,” Poppy Montgomery and Kelly Monaco. She tried to stutter out a lesbian fantasy that went absolutely nowhere, and argued about gay bars being better than straight bars for two girls to make out in. For some reason, Rhodian kept whispering “Shehata” into the mic, so friend of the show, comedian Maria Shehata did us the favor of calling in. If you love to hear hot girls talk about making out with other hot girls, you can’t miss this volume of The Chaos Radio Show.