In the studio for this week’s show was Alix’s good friend/arch-enemy, Bizarro (aka the other Alex). He shared his own helpful anal sex tip, V05 strawberry conditioner is great for lubrication. Apparently it makes everything very soft.

The grace period on the pinky bet ended this week as Heide admitted defeat. The Asian midget girl video was not produced, so Rhodian triumphed. He gave Heide three loser-punishments to choose from. Her first option was to add to his collection of souls and sign hers over. Because she knows how soul-thirsty Rhodian is, Heide decided to hang on to hers. She figures it may come in handy as a bargaining chip in the future.

The second option was for her to wear the Princess Leia slave costume from Return of the Jedi throughout an entire broadcast. Seemed like a pretty painless option, if not a little boring. The third option was for Rhodian, Cris, and whoever else shows up to get a dozen eggs each to hurl at her. After some hemming and hawing, Heide realized that the egging would make for an excellent video and decided to go for it.

Cris played audio of a bitch getting slapped in the face from his favorite show "Crime Story", and Rissah called in to back up a man’s right to slap a woman when she deserves it. She also asked to be involved in the egging extravaganza and we actually planned the event around her schedule. November 4th is the date set so be sure to check back for video. Bizarro came up with the brilliant idea that Rissah have the job of hosing the egg off Heide’s ass. Both girls agreed enthusiastically to this suggestion. Yay.

We also called a midget stripper service and discovered that, should we decide we need one 2 weeks from now, for $750, we can get a lil’ gal to come strip for us for 15 minutes and then hang out for a while. Hmm…something to consider.

Finally another call from our long lost buddy, Alix as he reveals yet another exhausting week at his new job. Don't miss out the insanity and hilarity on this week's episode.