Alix regaled us with torrid sex stories from his troubled youth, but first we listened to some audio of Gray’s Anatomy’s T.R. Knight discussing the matter of his co-stars Isaiah Washington and Patrick Dempsey’s beef over Washington’s trash-talking. This brought up the question of whether it’s worse to be called a faggot or a nigger. We still think the “n” word is worse.

We uncovered some more details of Alix’s history with married women, and his encounters with their disgruntled husbands. Adultery might be wrong, but as Alix puts it, “the heart wants what the heart wants.” Mmmmm…okay.

Heide put Rhodian on the stand to get to the bottom of exactly what’s going on up on the roof at night. There’s some speculation about whether he’s running illegal cock fights, has carrier pigeon coops, or if it’s just el chupacabra living up there.

The crew also discussed the best and worst things they’ve heard in bed, and of course coaxed Heide into talking dirty with the lights out.