Heide was full of rage over a run in with two pit bulls and their rude owner that caused this show to open with unusual fury. She seemed to calm down pretty quickly when 2006 Sexiest Blogger of the Year Ilyana Lanai called. The girls seemed to really hit it off talking about 24, sexual harassment, and forays into lesbianism. We all tried to guess what NBA player Ilyana dated, but she wasn’t giving up the goods. The closest we got was the ashy looking Antonio McDyess.

Things got pretty wild as the shots of Lemoncello and vanilla Vodka were poured, and beers knocked down. Heide showed off her knee-hi socks for the camera and did her usual boob squeezing. Angry Heide also expressed her total lack of concern for the passing of Anna Nicole Smith, and sounded off about the difference between funny racial humor and flat out racism.

Finally, our old friend Rissah phoned in to make excuses for not being around for so long. We think it has something to do with having a lot of television to watch. She persuaded Heide to join her in taking a Polar Plunge on February 24th in Seaside Heights, NJ. Heide seemed really agreeable about the idea of putting on a bikini and jumping into icy cold ocean water…at the time. Let’s not forget, she was also well in the bag while agreeing to this proposal…probably thinking more about a bikini-clad Rissah than the freezing cold water. That’s one promise we figure she is less than likely to keep. Too bad, too…cause it would make for one great YouTube video!

Once again Heide proved to have no game. She had two chances in this episode to seduce a woman and even with coaching from Rhodian and Alix, she made her attempts sound more like an instruction manual, but its actually still pretty hot. Two chicks talking to each other in that way does wonders.