Since Alix was under the false impression that Heide would be a no-show, she decided to surprise him by waiting until the last second before the mics were turned on to enter the studio. To everyone’s surprise, Heide proceeded to drop a bomb regarding the end of her long drought in the lesbian encounter department. The situation became very awkward as she grew less and less willing to divulge any of the juicy details. It seems that she never intended to broach the subject in the first place, but of course her need to disprove the “no-game” theory won out in the end.

We discussed the teenaged girls who performed a portion of “The Vagina Monologues,” at a high school talent show, using the V-word in direct defiance of school officials’ instructions. The general consensus was, if they were willing to accept the disciplinary action taken, then it’s commendable that they took a stand for their feminist beliefs. However the question still remains, why is it so bad to say the word vagina?

Rhodian was shocked to learn that the reason Heide hasn’t been promoting her ping pong ball stunt is that she was planning to do away with it in favor of the boxing match with Cris, scheduled for the anniversary show on April 6th. Alix stands firmly in opposition to the stunt, and Heide said she knows that’s because he’s concerned about her future on American Idol. Cris took that as an excuse to humiliate Heide by making her sing along to several songs, highlighting her lack of singing ability and, of course, riling her anger.

We also discussed the new movie 300, Selma Hayek’s pregnancy, and Heide’s growing disdain for the Asian Persuasion at school.