Between Lindsay Lohan, Michael Vick, and Heide and Cris’ insatiable appetite for a good ol’ on-air blow out, there was no shortage of topics to discuss on this Yom Kippur installment of the Chaos Radio Show.

Alix shared stories of his Hassidic neighbors and their wacky Sabbath mishaps.

Heide discussed her newfound love of ESPN NY radio and we talked some dog fighting. Rhodian is enjoying “The Bronx is Burning,” Patrick from Cringe Humor called in to defend himself against Cris, and Alix’s adoration of Lindsay Lohan made us laugh as we listened to audio of the guys she recently car jacked.

Heide was filling us in on the pukey reason for her absence last week, and it led to a ridiculous fight with Cris over her kid and life experience. As Rhodian likes to say, it’s always something.

A note of caution: taking Mirapex may cure your Restless Leg Syndrome, but it can also lead to increased gambling, sexual, and Chaos listening urges.